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Misty Eyez
PASS  **  (two stars)

A true disappointment, this film fell short of its predecessor.  I expected more and It was a fight to stay awake I was so bored.  Essentially I left the theatre feeling as though I had wasted three hours.  On a good note I must tell you the Costumes and Makeup for the barnacle / oceanic people were amazing. Yes the CGI Graphics were intense, and that is true, but any assumption of a plot was lacking, it felt as just a 3 hour stretch between the first film and the yet to come part 3, that being said this film was just entirely too long, and I have to admit it was painful to watch.   I went to an advanced screener with 20 adults and most of them could not even understand it, many of the scenes were useless and added for unneeded stretch time.  For example why was Captain Jack Sparrow a king for a day of the small island, and about to be made into an meal offering?  Did they really need that?  The surprising thing is there is no closure, the last several minutes of the movie set up part three's plot.

I was shocked that this was a Disney film for I felt it was incredibly dark, and if you want your child to be afraid of the ocean and its inhabitants this is your film.  Honestly I really wanted to like this film, for Orlando Bloom (Will Turner) and Johnny Depp (Jack Sparrow) are lovely, and not to mention I really enjoyed the first movie. I suggest you wait till this one comes to DVD.
By the way, there were some unexpected funny parts that snuck up on you with slapstick physical comedy.  If you live on the ocean or beach do not let your child see this movie, for the King Kong sized Octopus would be enough to keep  your child from ever getting in the ocean.
Take my word, and wait till this movie hits the DVD's you will not be disappointed, otherwise you will be kicking yourself in the neck if you go see this in the film.  Yes its that bad especially with some of the other great summer blockbuster movies out there.  
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest  Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest   

Action/Adventure, Adaptation and Sequel. Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) discovers he owes a blood debt to the legendary Davey Jones, Captain of the ghostly Flying Dutchman. With time running out, Jack must find a way out of his debt or else be doomed to eternal damnation and servitude in the afterlife. Making matters worse, Sparrow's problems manage to interfere with the wedding plans of a certain Will Turner (Orlando Bloom) and Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightley), who are forced to join Jack on yet another one of his misadventures. 2 hours, 30 minutes. MPAA Raring: PG-13 (for intense sequences of adventure violence, including frightening images).

Official Movie Site: disney.go.com/disneypictures/pirates

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