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Misty Eyez
HATED IT *(One Star)

Do not waste your time! Honestly don't bother to go see this movie, it totally sucked.  It tried really hard to be a good feature film but it didn't work.   Terrible script, terrible edits, and oh yeah it's often completely out of focus.

Did I mention that Colin Farrell is a terrible actor, and not even cute with his super greasy hair and can we talk about the caterpillars above his eyebrows.

I don't really understand what they were thinking, it couldn't even be called a drama. There was no real character development except you do see that Jamie Foxx and his girl friend are in love after a fairly weird and uncomfortable sex scene. 

The only scene that I enjoyed is when Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx had to go undercover and they were in a difficult situation and recovered superbly as they had to prove themselves dedicated.  This is also the scene where my favorite line comes from Jamie Foxx:  "Do you wanna fuck my partner or do you wanna do business with him, cause I don't care if you like how he looks."
The only character I liked was Isabella, Li Gong.  Yet I was getting Memoirs of a Geisha flash backs with her first by just hearing her accent and voice and then with her face.   By the way, do females really cry when getting fucked?  I wouldn't know.
This movie was entirely too long and several people left during the film, yeah it was that interesting.  If you're afraid of blood don't worry, there was no budget for special effects.  I left this movie beyond frustrated and borderline angry. I sat through the movie and laughed with all the strangers in the lobby about how this movie totally flopped and we were all suckers for watching it.  The only thing the movie was successful in doing is making me want to drink a mohito.  Anyone for a mojito?

Miami Vice Miami Vice   

Action/Adventure, Drama, Crime/Gangster and Adaptation. Based on the 80's TV series. Ricardo Tubbs (Jamie Foxx) is urbane and dead smart. He lives with Bronx-born intelligence analyst Trudy, as they work undercover transporting drug loads into South Florida to identify a group responsible for three murders. Sonny Crockett (Colin Farrell) is charismatic and flirtatious until-while undercover working with the supplier of the South Florida group-he gets romantically entangled with Isabella, the Chinese-Cuban wife of an arms and drugs trafficker. The intensity of this case pushes Crockett and Tubbs out onto the edge where identity and fabrication become blurred, where cop and player become one-especially for Crockett in his romance with Isabella and for Tubbs in the provocation of an assault on those he loves. Michael Mann directs. 2 hours, 15 minutes. MPAA Rating: R (for strong violence, language and some sexual content).

Official Movie Site: www.miamivice.com
 

 

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