Experience. In a poll of 11,319 BastardLife
readers, 47% of you said you've incorporated your partner's feet
into your sexual regimen. "When my boyfriend and I are having sex,
usually he's on his back and I'm inside of him from on top. That's
when I lift up his legs and suck on his toes just as both of us are
climaxing," Terrence from Norwich told us. Roxanne from New York
said, "I cup my feet around my husband's penis and jerk him off
slowly." 27% of you said you weren't able to climax "without
touching, licking, or sucking" your partner's feet. "It sounds odd,
I know, but feet are warmer than hands, and thicker and heavier and
all of that conspires to make for a unique experience that's
different than everyday sex and I've gotten to the point that I need
that unique experience. I love it," Stephan from Portland said. For
8% of you, feet weren't a fetish at all. Like many of you, all
Cynthia from Sydney could say to our pollster was, "Are you
kidding?"—N.B. The devil is in the details Look at me. "I
gave up trying to balance arrogance and humility a long time ago.
You see, I am a beautiful woman. I like it when you look at me. And
I like it when you admire me. If you're a woman in my life, or a
man, I love being naked and showing you what I look like. What I
have. And I should—I look very, very good. Is that arrogant?
Possibly. Do I need to have more humility for what god gave me?
Perhaps. But that would require I believe in god at all, when
everybody who's ever been with me knows: the devil is the details."—Alison,