Plunge deep into master director Joe Gage’s classic obsessions in Deep Water: Beach Patrol. It’s two-and-a-half non-stop hours with eleven cock-obsessed, fuck-hungry and piss-lovin’ dudes. That’s right—shots of surfer boys notwithstanding, nobody goes anywhere near the water to get drenched in this flick. Three piss-happy episodes shower the guzzling guys with warm gold (water sport scenes only available in the Director’s Expanded Edit from TitanMen.

 

 

Deep Water: Beach Patrol is saturated with hairy-chested TitanMen daddies roughing each other up, and tangling with smooth younger men. Mature Dylan West (Spy Quest) shows the ropes to younger Mason Wyler (Closed Set: Titan Stage One) and Eryk Elliott (ManPlay 20)—and gets double-penetrated in the bargain. Marc Sterling (Back to Barstow) and Colby Keller (Alabama Takedown) turn their cocks into waterspouts and soak each other in liquid sunshine.

Hairy-chested wrangler George Glass, in his TitanMen debut, tangles tough with smooth, steel-poled Zackary Pierce (Side Effects). And it’s not just a fuck—it’s a demolition derby when sex slut Marc Sterling and nasty playing pup Tony Bishop (Side Effects) take a side-by-side thrill drill from thickly hung, tattooed rump master TitanMen Exclusive Chuck Scott (Big Muscle; ManPlay 22: HardWork).  

Topping the bill in two scenes is that iconic daddy of them all, Ray Dragon (110° in Tucson), first taking a load of cream from George Glass’ shooter, and then trading blow jobs and bull gravy with unbridled Derrick Hanson (Closed Set: Titan Stage One). Can’t put your finger on what’s different about Ray? It’s his first scene ever—that’s right, ever—with a smooth shaven face. But he’s still just as rough in every other way.

 

Scene One

    

Eryk Elliott and Mason Wyler with Dylan West.

Here’s a classic Joe Gage scene, played out in tense cock-stiffening fullness: the dick lovin’ dude who knows his way around the block, and the younger guys who aren’t sure it’s the route they wanna take. Mason knows he’s always dragged into the same thing when Dylan shows up: sex. But how will his young buddy Eryk react when Dylan barges in as they’re watching the football game? When the cable goes out, Dylan pops a sex video in. Before you know it, the guys are checking out each other’s bulging baskets, and Dylan’s peeling back his foreskin to show off a drop dead humungous dick head. That’s okay with Mason—he hauls out a trouser snake that’s long and fat, with a full overhang. Dylan’s leading the young colts to a trough they’re gonna wanna drink from. “You wanna strip?” Sure. The boxers come off, and three dicks stand up straight in a row. The guys are mesmerized by the bone show, jackin’ themselves off real slow. Dylan reaches over and takes hold of Mason’s firm young cock. “Oh, yeah,” the pup moans, “jack me off.” When Mason gives Dylan the silent go-ahead, Dylan’s lips sink down on the overheated hunk of meat. And Eyrk melts when Dylan turns the powermouth on him. And then pushes Eyrk’s head towards his crotch. Oh, yeah, there’s that moment’s hesitation before Eyrk’s lips touch cock. And takes it. All. It’s okay, though. They’re buddies, ya know?

Three hot loads later, Eyrk’s unsure about the gal getting double-penetrated in the video. “Aren’t their dicks rubbing together? Isn’t that a gay thing?” But his cock’s getting hard. Mason and Dylan show him it’s just a guy thing, a coupla horny buddies getting it off. Mason sinks his long pipe slowly into Dylan’s ass, and when Eyrk’s rubbered up, Mason’s slow squat on the fresh fuckpole takes in every inch. When Dylan lies back, and the young dudes plug him together, the sap rises so strong in the stem that three loads blast across Dylan’s body.

There’s more. Mason and Eyrk are in the shower down at the beach when Dylan strolls in and drops trou. The pair showers him with yellow liquid. Eyrk’s piss stream never runs out, and there’s an eternity of nice warm piss shower. Finally, the drizzling dudes kneel before Dylan to eagerly take his face flushing bath.  

Scene Two

 

    

George Glass takes on Zackary Pierce and Ray Dragon. 

Replacing Godzilla in his fantasy, monster movie fan Zack is battled by giant policeman George. It’s The Attack of the 50 Foot Homos! Citizens run screaming through the city’s ruins as the towering behemoths kiss. Glass engulfs Zack’s incredible giant cock, and the steely tool shoots a huge blast of cum onto George’s hairy chest. Ray arrives like the Cavalry when George pulls out his own mammoth meat, and finally succeeds in subduing it, working George’s colossal nipples and sucking the big bone so hard the cum blasts out in gigantic jets.

 

 

Scene Three

 

 

Ray Dragon and Derrick Hanson. 

Back in real life, boss Ray lets new crew member Derrick know how to get ahead. He’s gotta give it. Derrick nearly sucks the skin off Ray’s plump prick, and Ray gets down on Derrick’s satin smooth shaft. Derrick’s cum spurts a full yard, and Ray stands up to reward his employee’s earnest effort by showering him with a manly load of hot Dragon jizz.

 

Scene Four

 

The Beach Shower, Later. Marc Sterling and Colby Keller.

 

Marc and Colby share downpours of warm gold rain in a mutual water sports spree. Marc especially likes those gargling mouthfuls.