Amy Sedaris Likes You! 

Famed physical comedian Amy Sedaris, known for her portrayal of an over-the-hill ex-junkie in Comedy Central’s Strangers With Candy, has just published I Like You:  Hospitality Under the Influence.  This is a side-splitting guide to throwing parties will actually help novice party-planners with helpful hints and actual recipes.  Her tips run the gamut from how to properly freeze meatballs, the inebriated, how to have fun with your guests, inappropriate introductions, and things to avoid saying to the grieving.  Her advice is both practical and hilarious deadpan delight all enhanced with kitschy illustrations and photos.    Amy will be appearing at ArtServe Saturday, November 4^th, so call 954*357-5954 for reservations and information.  If you would like to laugh some more or more information about the book itself, check out www.amysedarisrocks.com. 

The Florida Orchestra presents Mozart, Stravinsky and Dvorak October 27, 2006
Carol Morsani Hall

With Stefan Sanderling conducting and William Wolfram on piano, The Florida Orchestra presents Mozart’s "Serenade No. 12," Stravinsky’s "Concerto for Piano and Wind Instruments," Messiaen’s "Oiseaux exotiques" (with solo piano) and Dvorak’s "Serenade, Op. 44." For more information, call 813.286.2403.

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Carnival Center Presents AÏDA, Oct 28^th thru Nov 30^th

Rock En Ñ Featuring Aterciapelados And Macaco Plus special guest!

in collaboration with Fundación Autor October 28 @ 9 p.m.
Time magazine named Colombia's Aterciopelados one of "The 10 Best Bands on Planet Earth," while the urban beat of Barcelona is the pulse of MaCaCo's fusion sound. Roots, rock, techno and more come together in this multicultural, multinational soundfest. Knight Concert Hall

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Fushu Daiko

Saturday, October 28^th, the Broward Center for the Performing Arts presents Sincronia USA featuring Fushu Daiko in Synergy-Japan Meets Africa at 3 and 7pm.  I saw them perform two months ago up at the Morikami Japanese Museum and were phenomenal.  The beats will go straight through you and they have the precision of synchronized swimmers.  This is a show not to be missed.  The Broward Center for the Performing Arts is located at 201 SW Fifth Avenue in Fort Lauderdale.

Amaturo Theater Price $30.00 - $37.50 Buy Tickets On-Line

Local Theatre Buzz

Please note: we have organized this by the date of the final performance. New additions this week are highlighted in Bold Red.

BINGO Comes to Stage Door Theatre, Starting Nov 11^th 

Starting November 11^th, The Stage Door Theatre is presenting their latest musical, BINGO.  This is a splashy, zippy, outrageously funny new musical about three pals that have driven through a terrible storm in the name of their weekly obsession.  In between the number calling, strange rituals, and fierce competitions—love blossoms and long lost friends reunite!  If you would like more information or to purchase tickets online, go to www.stagedoortheatre.com or call them at 954*344-7765.  The Stage Door Theatre is located in 26^th Street Theatre in Wilton Manors.  Check out my last review of Hairspray.  

 All The Great Books, Thru Oct 29^th 

The Public Theatre of South Florida is proud to bring to us All the Great Books (Abridged) by Reed Martin and Austin Tickenor.  This hilarious play, reviews 87 classics in 90 minutes.  This is directed by Jerry K. Jensen, is only $5 and can be purchased at 866*4MY-TIXS and is at SOREF JCC at 6501 West Sunrise Blvd in Fort Lauderdale.  Performances are Thursday and Saturdays at 8pm and 2pm Matinees on Saturdays and Sundays.   http://www.publictheatre.com

Unidentified Human Remains, Starts October 27^th 

On Display

Bodies Found in South Miami

The controversial and gruesome exhibit displaying the human body from the perspective of the bones and muscle tissue titled Bodies…The Exhibition, which I reported was in Tampa and then New York City, is now in the area at the Shops at Sunset Place.  Bodies will be on display until March 25^th and tickets cost between $16-$22.50.  The Shops at Sunset Place is located at 5701 Sunset Drive Suite 105 in South Miami.

For further information call 866*866-8265, 305*663-0873 or see them on the web at www.bodiestheexhibition.com. 

Dreams, Themes, & Nightmares Art Show & Contest 

On Tuesday, October 31^st at Stranahan Park there will be a Art Show and Contest called Dreams, Themes, & Nightmares Art Show & Contest which will be held at 6pm.  The art vendors can create and enter one piece of artwork exclusively but can display others in their booths, but just bring the piece on the day of the event.  Wicked Art Box Contest is for both vendors and non-vendors and all artwork must be on cardboard boxes.  This means spooky artwork on one side and artist statement on the other.  You can pick up the cardboard box from the City at George English Park at 1101 Bayview Drive in Fort Lauderdale.    You may also supply your own box and all artwork will be displayed throughout the park during this event.  Sadly, the presenters of the event are not liable or responsible for any artwork and any artwork left behind or not claimed by the end of the event will not be held or returned.  Deadline for cardboard entries is October 26^th and you can drop by the George English Park Monday through Friday from 2pm to 9pm.  For further information you can call Yvonne at 954*562-3804 or email her bythewayinc@aol.com. 

ArtErotica Comes to ArtExpressions Thru Nov 16^th

Now, through November 16^th, ArtExpressions will be hosting an exhibit titled, ArtErotica.  This show features works in various media by emerging and established artists that celebrate sexuality and the beauty of the human body.  This is all to promote a deeper, healthier, and more tolerant appreciation of human sexuality.  There is an opening reception this Saturday, October 14^th at 7pm with wine and cheese and a Meet and Greet of the artists, and is open to the public.  For further information go to www.artexpressions.tk or call them at 954*527-7700.  The gallery is located at 1212 NE 4^th Avenue in Fort Lauderdale. 

Get to the Stonewall Library

Angels Have Landed at Storks Wilton Manors!

Masters of Latin Art 

At the Boca Raton Museum of Art, now through November 26^th, they are featuring a collection called Masters of Latin America:  From the Joan and Milton Bagley Collection that contains more than 60 paintings and sculptures never before exhibited by many of the most important Latin American artists of the last century.  The Boca Raton Museum of Art is located at 501 Plaza Real in Mizner Park.  You can go to www.bocamuseum.org or call them at 561*392-2500 for further information. 

Bank Atlantic Loves the Arts 

As I have reported earlier this summer, Bank Atlantic has teamed up with the Museum of Art in Fort Lauderdale to give free admission all summer long.  Well, they have decided to extend it until November 1^st!    Currently on display, they have William Glackens who was one of the most influential American painters of the first decades of the 20^th Century. 

Coming to Town

Please note: we have organized this by date of appearance. New additions this week are highlighted in Bold Red.

Justin & Pink, Feb 24^th & 25^th 

As of Saturday, the Justin Timberlake and Pink In The Round Tour will be at the American Airlines Arena on Saturday, February 24^th and the Bank Atlantic Center on Sunday, February 25^th.  Tickets are available through www.ticketmaster.com or at www.aeglive.com.  For further information you can also call 954*523-3309 or 305*358-5885.  Don’t forget to also check out www.justintimberlakefanclub.com! 

I’m Verklemnpt, Saturday, October 28^th

Yes, the legendary Barbara Streisand will be performing Saturday, October 28^th at the Bank Atlantic Center in Sawgrass and will be having special guest Il Divo perform with her. Tickets are priced starting at $100 to $750 and VIP packages up to $1,800.  Much of the proceeds go to charities, one of which being The Streisand Foundation, which expects to raise millions from this tour.  Tickets are available through www.ticketmaster.com.    

Mystique is at Gallery of the Unknown Artist

Currently, at The Gallery of the Unknown Artist, eclectic artist Cisco is having a display that includes fantasy themed mixed media work and two and three-dimensional paintings, costumes, and live textile sculpture.  Cisco has traveled vastly and has provided an opportunity to witness diversity of cultures.  Influencing his art making were festivals such as the Venice Carnival and Queens Day in Amsterdam.  His genres include:  fashion, interior design, jewelry making, painting, sculpture, and costume design.  The exhibition will be on view until October 31^st.  For more information, please visit them at www.gotua.com or contact Ceci Weaver at 954*921-5551.  To see what other pieces I found fascinating during their last show use the following link, The Gallery of the Unknown Artist

Get Folked by Richard Cortez at The Naked Grape

Check out this Monday and every Monday local Gay Folk Singer Richard Cortez as he brings you not only his songs, but also renditions of pop songs on the radio today.  First it was Kelly Clarkson and then it was Evenescence—who will it be this week?  So, drop on by, grab a club chair and order a bottle wine or two from Michael—who you really need to see, and relax and enjoy the show.  They have a menu of snacks available, this week we inhaled a Gorgonzola Cheese and crackers tray.  This week’s performance will be held at 7pm vice the normal 8pm. 

As a reminder, they will only have two more Wine Tastings this year, both will be in November, and will not be on Fridays.  Stay tuned for the latest and greatest, or stop by and ask Brian for information.  The Naked Grape Wine Company is located at 2039 Wilton Drive in Wilton Manors. 

William Rast’s Spring 2007 Hitting a High Note

Did you know that William Rast is a fictitious name?  Yes, the fashion company founded in 2005 is none other than Justin Timberlake and his childhood best friend Trace Ayala’s grandfather’s names [William Bomar & John Rast].  The boys, friends since childhood, both now 25, used to call each other up to make sure that they were not wearing the same thing.  Both sets of parents are best friends to boot, and they have no problems being friend and business partners.  Since being from Memphis and now residents of LA, they wanted their label to be a blend of city slick and southern sophistication.  Their philosophy—Great fit and great quality IS great style.  

Even though their current Fall/Winter 2006 Men’s Collection is full of jeans, jackets, pullovers, and a gorgeous velvet blazer for $310, their Spring 2007 Collection debuted last week at LA’s Fashion Week.  This collection is “inspired by The Outsiders with two different groups, the Greasers and Socs.” (Ayala)  The show was held at a night club called Social Hollywood and Justin entertained at the after-party.  For more information or to order go to www.wwwiamrast.com.

Adventure Comes to SoBe 

Napapijri®, the European sportswear brand owned by VF Outdoor Inc. brings adventure-inspired lifestyle by opening their second US store on Lincoln Road.  The store will showcase the brand’s signature Men’s and Women’s apparel and accessories as well as a small assortment of Children’s wear.  We always wish for cooler days, but they are making snow for us!  On hand will be models frolicking in the snow, cool treats, and cocktails served from a glacier!  The store Grand Opening is this Thursday, October 26^th from 7-10pm at 1008 Lincoln Road.  You will be able to mix and mingle with celebrities from Novellas of Telemundo and Univision while you enjoy special musical guests and surprises! 

Studio JSPR Makes Plastic Fantastic 

Amongst the emails I receive all the time about new products, funky clothing, and interesting whatever-have-yous, a website came across that I loved and want to share with you.  Studio JSPR is a Dutch company that, amongst many things, makes like outdoor furniture that is amazing.  Imagine real furniture that has been provided with a special rubber coating that is designed to resist all kinds of weather conditions and are perfect for the outdoors.  All furniture is unique and restored and conditioned are then threaded with a coating and consist of:  chairs, sofas, fauteuils, tables, closets, and can be delivered in a variety of colors.  For more info: http://www.studiojspr.nl/

Holiday Must Have, Hard Is In 

I’m talking about luggage!  After watching Marie Antoinette this week and keeping track of all products and items that media sometimes spins, I remembered one thing—the luggage!  I thought to myself that Louis Vuitton will definitely want to recreate something similar…well, they have!   All good designers have at least one piece out this season:  Prada, Dior, Louis, and Ralph all have them.  The best thing about the hard case is that it keeps your clothes in place.  With straight edges and buckle-down interior straps, your clothes will arrive just the way that you packed them.  These are not for week-plus treks but are for the whimsical weekend getaways—the kind that your grandparents owned and had stickers from various destinations.  These, nowadays are heirlooms and worthy of the price tags.  

#1 Halloween Costume, Marie Takes the Cake 

Sine the announcing and arrival of Sofia Coppola’s Marie Antoinette, the most sought after costume this year would be Marie or anything of the French Court.  Costume shops are reporting that women have been going crazy for any over-the-top 18^th Century French costume, with Marie in mind.  Some costumes run as much as $450 to buy and $200 per night to rent.  Not only the dresses are in demand—but the wigs as well!  Some have gone so far as to go to production supply companies for Broadway and asking for authentic, original wigs! The best advice, buy a wig and improvise!  

Others Companies Are Seeing RED 

Ok, last week I posted a paragraph about how Gap Inc. was doing their part to help out HIV infected people of the sub-Saharan Africa, and that U2 front man Bono and Bobby Shriver actually founded the RED campaign and launched it on October 13^th.  Well, other companies have realized how important this cause is, how simple it is to contribute, and how by uniting under one color, we can make a difference.  Motorola is now offering the RED Motorazr phone for $199 and is available at www.motorola.com, Converse is spotlighting their Chuck Taylor All Star canvas hi-tops and lo-tops in red at www.converse.com, and finally, Emporio Armani has the RED stainless steel and leather watch, jeans sunglasses and shoes at www.emporioarmani.com. 

Once again, all of these products go to and actually help make a difference in Africa. 

Alan Cumming is Bent 

The Martin Sherman play that has starred Richard Gere on Broadway and my favorite Clive Owen in the film version, Bent is back home in London’s Whitehall Theatre featuring Alan Cumming as a gay man that discovers the true meaning of love and self-acceptance against the almost impossible odds of a Nazi Concentration Camp.  For tickets or further information, go to www.soldouteventtickets.com

Miss Cleopatra Jones

Sadly, this week marked the loss of one of entertainment’s greatest pioneers of The Strong Black Woman—Tamara Dobson, 59, who was the actress famous for her

Kung Fu fighting as agent Cleopatra Jones in 1970’s blaxploitation films.  She passed as a result of complications from pneumonia and multiple sclerosis.  Cleopatra was parodied by Beyoncé Knowles as Foxxy Cleopatra in Austin Powers Goldmember. 

Ft. Lauderdale Choir Loves Judy Friday, October 27^th

On Friday, October 27^th, the Fort Lauderdale Gay Men’s Choir will be performing a salute to Judy Garland with a musical review entitled JUDY:  A Celebration of the Music and Legend of Judy Garland.  This will be a one shot deal, at the Amaturo Theatre at the Broward Center for the Performing Arts at 8pm.  They will combine both Carnegie Hall triumphs as well as some new special arrangements.  Tickets are available online at www.browardcenter.org. 

Some may know this, but I used to be a Yeoman Third Class Petty Officer in the United States Navy.  I take my love of The United States very serious.  Even if you do not like the current government, the issues being dealt with, or impending policies—it still beats living in a country where women are treated worse than slaves, children are required to go to school with bullet-proof vests, and the elderly are taken off to the desert to die.  I watched Clint Eastwood’s Flags of our Fathers and realized how much I still do love America, as messed up as it is. 

With that in mind, I thought I would like to point out some recent additions to memorialize our forefathers who have served and given their lives so we can sing Pink’s Dear Mr. President. 

Just recently, at Fort Lauderdale’s Esplanade Park, there is a new addition, The Lone Sailor.  This statue is a seven-foot-tall bronze piece and is the ninth in a series by sculptor Stanley Bleifeld that now stand in such cities around the nation.  The statue is two pieces, the Sailor and his seabag and cleat, was brought to Broward by philanthropist Patricia du Mont and the Fort Lauderdale Navy League for $250,000. 

On October 14^th, President Bush spoke at the dedication of the memorial for the Air Force that is located at Arlington, VA also the site of the Tomb Of the Unknown Soldier.  After 15 years of raising money and the three spikes look like bent obelisks and jet streams from fighter jets, trails off into the heavens.  The site is on the ridge next to Arlington National Cemetery and is overlooking both the Pentagon and the nation’s capital.  The memorial arc is 17,000-ton metal spires that are 270 feet high and designed for its modern appeal and reflection of the Air Force’s advanced technology.  Up until just recently, the Air Force was the only branch of the military without a monument around the capital.   

Once again, this is a tribute, to memorialize our forefathers with respect and dignity that they deserve.  To read my review of Flag of Our Fathers click here.   

Get On Your Toes 

The first performance of the 2006/2007 season of the Ballet Florida will be November 3-5^th and will be at the Eissey Campus Theatre in Palm Beach Gardens.  Tickets are now on sale for the world premier of Bello, which will feature live music onstage by the Mercury Baroque Ensemble.  For tickets or further information, you can go to www.balletflorida.com or call them at 800*540-0172 or 561*659-2000.   

Next month, Julianne Moore will be making her Broadway debut, starring with Bill Nighy in The Vertical Hour at The Music Box Theatre at 239 West 45^th Street.  This tells the story of a young American war-reporter-turned-academic who travels abroad and finds herself caught in a most surprising romantic triangle, pulled between the affections of her lover and her lover’s father.    Previews begin November 9^th and runs for 20 weeks only.  www.ticketmaster.com 

Nathan Lane is Butley

Right now, at the Booth Theatre in New York City, you can catch Tony Award Winning actor Nathan Lane as he performs Butley.  His wife just left him…so did his lover.  And it’s not even noon.  This is a limited time engagement, only running for 14 weeks—until January 14th!  The Booth Theatre is located at 222 W 45^th Street and you can go to www.butleyonbroadway.com or call them at 800-432-7250 for tickets.